names are so weird it’s like what noise should i make to get your attention
#Things that sound perfect normal to us but insane to everyone else
my mom bought this thing for my neck and it’s called “Happy Neck”
You know they got away with A WHOLE LOT of inappropriateness in this movie.
why do Shrek’s eyelashes disappear in the 6th frame?
on a scale from Matilda to Carrie how well do you handle having telekinesis and terrible parents
do you ever zone out and your body does all the work for you and then you come back to reality like in the shower or driving like did i just miss the last 20 mins was i stuck in my own head for that long
I have a very big crush on u but sadly I am only a little bug and u are a garden
but the garden needs the bug to grow, love
today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we r gonna buy”
to buy fish at petco u have to be 18 or older
they were going to get fakes to buy fish